Hannibal: a summary
aka please watch this show it’s good
(I didn’t come up with anything this is a collection of fandom jokes so you should laugh but not at me please don’t laugh at me I’m uncreative I’m green I’m not a creative colour)
THE CUTEST THING EVER THANK YOU HAHAHA
EVEN THE PEOPLE ARE PEOPLE
i feel like ive contributed some how
If you honestly think that Sam Winchester is selfish, please unfollow me.
“did you get enough sleep?”
Jibcon3 & Jibcon4 || J: “It’s gonna be ankward…” - M: “Kind of like a blind date”
Miley speaks for us all.
Red Ranger can get it
They could all get it. At the same time, preferably.
Five at a time is too many. Once you get above 3 guys it gets all confusing as to whose is what and where things are going; it’s less sex and more Hungry, Hungry Hippos.
I mean, I imagine it’s like that… *cough*
Hungry, Hungry Hippos? I am dying.
Also you’re a big slut. <3
It’s not slutty! Gangbangs are all about efficiency. They’re essentially the Costco of cock. The Bulk Barn of booty. The All You Can Eat Buffet of ass.
I’m reblogging just for the analogies lol